Ed: So thanks to the lack of work in all the usual day laboring jobs, Earl and I are forced to turn to doing artwork of ourselves and our friends... and enemies... in order to pay rent. So we're accepting commissions.

Earl: If you want to pay us to do work (art that is), read the info below.

::Content
We only work in digital media for convenience (if you want something more than a picture on your computer, see 'special orders' below). We will draw just about anything. But things we WON'T draw unless we're paid an obscene amount include:

Porn (gratuitous and explicit sexual activity)
Hate (race, sex, etc.)

:: Pricing
This is a fairly complicated subject because of the various things artists like to have you pay for. Some have you pay per figure, by media, added content like more figures and backgrounds, color, etc. We will take it upon ourselves to make things a little simpler.

Black and white figure (w/background) - $35
-add a figure +$5
Color figure (w/ simple background) - $40
-add a background +$10
-add a figure +$10

Easy right? So if you want a black and white pic with one figure and a background, you pay $35. You pay $40 if you want an extra character. Piece of cake.

::Special orders
Ok, so maybe you want something more. Or something less. We can work something out. We will be willing to make...

-Pencil sketches
-Comics
-Prints
-Posters
-Animated .gif's

As far as the pricing goes for the special orders, you'll have to discuss it with us personally. Projects like those often vary so we'll have to work it out two on one.

::The process
Okay! So here's how it works. You contact us via notes to our Deviant profile.

Things to include in your message:
-What you want us to do for you. In GREAT detail.
-Reference pictures/links

Once we receive the message, we'll respond immediately with either a yes or a no. If you include in your message anything along the lines of "I don't have the money yet" we will automatically say no.

Once we agree, you will receive two things from us.
1. An estimated time of completion
2. A request for payment

Once the payment goes through, we will begin the project.

::The work
While we're working, you will receive a WIP everyday. The WIP will be watermarked and low res. If you don't like what you see at any point, let us know and we will change what you don't like. We'll work through the project like this until its completion. Once the piece is done, we will send you the finished product via email (unless it's a special order). We will then proceed to post a watermarked lower resolution version on our profile. The picture is yours, you are free to do with it what you like.

DO NOT CLAIM OUR WORK AS YOUR OWN. It's not nice. We will pursue all manners of action and violence against those who steal our work. 'Cause we're crazy and thugs like that.

::Refunds
Depending on the circumstances, we may refund a client. Those circumstances are:

-Changing your mind about wanting work done by us
-We decide to no longer work on your piece

That's pretty much it.